I was having trouble figuring out what about peanuts could grab your interest. I asked my mom what she knew because mother knows best. She showed me a site that had every possible use they could have and I picked the weird ones from peanut butter that it had and looked up why and how it was used. What is your favorite? I personally like the 10th use most.
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1-Lubrication
Say your bike gets locked up. Just use a jar of Jiffy Peanut Butter on the gears and you are speeding down the hill in a jiffy. It's always there and when you're done have your dog clean up the mess.
I can't be the only pet owner who has the hardest time giving a sick animal their medication, am I? But cat's and dogs love the stuff. So next time they need to take their pill, hide it in a glob of peanut butter and they won't be the wiser.
Have you ever been out of butter and you wanted to make a cake? Or how about you wanted to make a peanut butter cake but you didn't have enough pizzazz? Well again peanut butter comes to the rescue. It is a smooth binding agent to hold the sweetness in your baked goods.
Oddly enough mice don't like cheese. They do however love peanut butter. This helps with those who are lactose intolerant or if you're saving your 20 year old, Royal french cheese for your little kids grilled cheese lunch. Either way slap dat peanut butter on and catch some mice.
5-Removing price tags
I know we all have had trouble removing the bar-code tags off of gifts so they don't know how much you paid. Even after you get it off you have a patch of glue and paper that is impossible to get off. Well you put some PB on that and rub with a cloth and the gooey gunk is gone.
6-Fish smell remover
We all know that nasty smell you get after frying fish. Well an easy thing to do is take a dab of peanut butter and fry that for a coupe minutes. It removes the smell and fills the house with a nutty scent.
7-Cleaning Leather
For this sticky situation just rub the peanut butter (mixed with a little perfume so your furniture doesn't smell like PB, unless you like that.) in small circles and remove with a buffing cloth. You'll save so much money NOT sending it to a cleaner.
8-PB Cookies!!!!!!
Not weird but oh so delicious. You don't even need flour, just PB, eggs, and sugar. And if you're adventurous some chocolate chips.
9-Gum remover
As you know Mrs. Morrison, children often end up with gum in their hair. It involves a lot of tugging and pulling with a comb eventually cutting the afflicted hair off. However what is not known is peanut butter gets rid of this gum. Just rub it in and wipe with a cloth.
10-Shaving
Yes I know you're all thinking, "Eww, I'd never do that!" but hear me out. It acts just like shaving cream (which is just a lubricant). It's cheap, and the oils in it are good for your skin. Granted the blades would get clogged unless you use a single bladed razor (I think that's best anyway.)
11-Entertainment
Do I need to explain?
How do people figure this stuff out? Seriously, whose bike gets jammed and thinks "Better grab the peanut butter!"
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ReplyDeleteBizarre, Dan.
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